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An A-peeling Diet Solution

The diet industry is full of fad diets that don't work. Often the people who promote the diets claim that people can lose a lot of weight in a short period of time. What they forget to mention is that many of those who lose a lot of weight often regain it over time.

Forget about counting calories, carbs, servings, or points. Ana Nableep's Banana Diet allows participants to eat what they want, when they want. However, it is recommended that they follow the following regimen: (you can rotate the days and meals to suit your needs)


Monday
Breakfast Banana bread
Banana yogourt
Lunch Deep fried bananas
Banana juice
Dinner Banana leaf salad (no dressing)
Banana milkshake (served separately or as dressing for the salad)
Tuesday
Breakfast Banana with whipped cream
Banana-flavoured tea
Lunch Roasted bananas wrapped in banana leaves
Banana-flavoured water
Dinner Baked banana served with pasta or rice
Cream of banana soup
Wednesday
Breakfast Banana pancake
Banana-flavoured coffee
Lunch Sliced banana sandwich with banana spread
Banana soda
Dinner Stir-fired banana served with beans
Banana and mushroom soup
Thursday
Breakfast Banana bagels
Banana-flavoured soy drink
Lunch Banana hot dogs (buns optional)
Cola with banana
Dinner Banana casserole
Mixed vegetable soup (with banana added)
Friday
Breakfast Banana omlette
Orange juice with banana added
Lunch Grilled banana pita
Milk mixed with banana
Dinner Marinated banana served with corn
Chilled tomato and banana soup
Saturday
Breakfast Fruit bowl (with 2 bananas)
Banana leaf juice
Lunch Banana Vermicelli with banana leaves
Banana Smoothie
Dinner Banana salad (no dressing)
Banana eggnog
Sunday
Breakfast Rolls with banana paste
Squeezed bananas
Lunch 2 fried bananas
Carrot juice mixed with bananas
Dinner Banana split (ice cream and chocolate sauce optional)
Fermented Banana

With this scheme, you can lose weight at your own pace.

If you wish to learn more about Ana Nableep's Banana Diet, check out the books How to Improve Your Health, One Banana at a Time and Bananas — the Real Yellow Gold, available in most bookstores.

Also watch out for her soon-to-be-released book — My Belly is Yellow, and I've Never Felt Better.

Disclaimer: This diet scheme is a joke and should be treated as such. This diet has not (and will not) been proven to work by any reputable scientist or nutritionist. If anyone happens to lose weight as a result of following this diet, consider that a one-off. ALWAYS consult your doctor before making any significant changes to your diet. The author of this web site does not endorse this diet and is not responsible for any health problems that may arise as a result of following this diet regimen.