Attention, people. The event you have all been waiting for is upon us. The Commons Travelling Circus will hit the road and go on a trans-Canada tour, covering all corners of the country.
You will witness the magical talents of the Big Red Machine, which comprises members from all over the country. See the sensation from B.C. performing impossible acts, such as making things appear just by opening her mouth. The people in Prince George, B.C., who saw the act said that the act is unforgettable. See the whiz from Newfoundland who takes all kinds of punches and still has the strength to throw punches of his own. Watch Kitchener-Waterloo's very own member of the Big Red dive into hot water and try to get himself out of the piranha-filled pool. Most importantly, however, don't miss the ring leader's incredible act of making paper (or people) appear in the spotlight as quickly as they disappear into the lime light.
In addition, you get to see the United Group, a fast growing group with a heavy-western flavour. Witness the ring leader jetskiing on dangerous waters. The wonderboy who can transform and appears as someone else in radio shows (or any other public places) is a must see. You will get to see six members attempting to pull off the Anti-Gravity Pump, where they each attempt to bring one other member of the United Group from the ground and bring that person on top of him while swinging a rope.
There will also be two smaller circuses on tour. They may not gather the attention that the Big Red Machine or the United Group get. However, as both circuses have people who can perform the "jump out of the corner and to the search light" act, missing these two circuses will be your loss.
As a special bonus, a dynamic ring will join the tour in the Quebec leg of the tour. They will dazzle you with their separation act and the tongue-twirling war of words with the Big Red Machine.
This tour will only have one performance in each city. This will be the only chance you have to witness this gigantic production for a long time. When you see the stampede of reporters, you will know that the circus tour is in your town. Don't miss it. A tour of such gigantic proportions only occurs once every three or four years.
This message has been brought to you by Jason "the Screamer" Lau