Stuffings in a Ballot Box

An election will be held later in the year, and the voters' registry is once more being scrutinized. Investigations by various media outlets had revealed the following irregularities: voters' address being changed without knowledge of the electors themselves, large number of voters being registered to small apartments, retirement homes used as permanent address for people other than their residents, hotel rooms and offices being used as the permanent address of voters. Since the first cases of vote stuffing surfaced four years ago, officials still have not figured out an effective way of closing the loopholes. (Let's assume, for now, that the officials are not allowing these to happen on purpose.)

While a few people have been charged and convicted of electoral fraud (from forging addresses, falsifying information), the fact that vote stuffing activities are still being uncovered by media shows that the people behind such acts still think the reward (taking more seats, control of district councils and thus government funding) still outweighs the risks (criminal charges, fines, jail time). With the risk of being convicted being so low, it should not be too difficult for someone to rationalize one's action even if one is caught vote stuffing. This made one wonder what would one say to defend oneself should one is accused of such crimes.

(Warning: The following is complete satire and one should not even consider using the following statements to defend one's action in a court of law.)

Multiple voters with different surnames using the same apartment as the permanent address
"I love children/people. I just can't stop adopting them and welcoming them to my home. They can stay as long as they wish, even after they have reached voting age."
"I have a lot of love to give. That's why I live with my spouse, my mistress(es)/boy toys, and my children, whether they are legitimate or not." (Only applicable to those who are bold enough to admit they are having affairs)
Using hotel rooms and offices as the permanent address
"I am working hard to improve the city's economy. That's why I spend more time at the office than at my home. Why can't I use my office as the permanent address?"
"The apartments in this city have become so expensive that no normal people can't afford one. That is why I have to live in a hotel."
"The Chief Executive himself once said 'the lack of land supply is the source of everything wrong in the city'. The wrongs include me not being able to have a permanent home address."
Using an address that does not exist as one's permanent address
"Even though the building is no longer there, a piece of my heart remains."
"While the address doesn't exist now, it is being redeveloped. So it will be a proper address again in the future."
Using retirement homes as permanent address for non-residents
"All mail to residents of retirement homes under my management are directed there. Why can't we do the same for voter registrations?"
"This way our volunteers will have less difficulty instructing the residents who to vote for."

To anyone wishing to use any of the above the defend one's action after being charged of vote stuffing, the only thing I can say is "good luck.".