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Stock Up on Relief

Has the recent fluctuations in stock market make you feel nauseous? Do you feel that you, along with the stocks you have put life savings into, are falling into a bottomless pit? Are you developing a fear of heights as stock prices mounts a rocket-paced rise? Are you feeling restless about not buying or selling a stock quickly enough? Has the need to focus on stock movements make your eyes dry and irritating? Has the constant tracking of the market result in tightness of your fingers? If you answer "Yes" to any of the above question, fear not. A number of newly-unveiled medications developed by the S.C. Reamer Medical Laboratory will surely provide much-needed relief to the above conditions.

If riding the stock market wave has made your stomach turn, Stabil will surely make you feel better. Our patented formula works quickly and lasts longer than any similar products currently in the market. The special formula can also prevents symptoms from recurring for many hours. So by taking Stabil in the morning, you can get back to doing what made you nauseous in the first place — digesting investment information from anyone giving such information — without worrying about symptoms reappearing during the trading day.

With the release of Bulbear, you no longer need to worry about the bottom falling out or bubbles bursting. Its special formula helps make up feel relaxed and calm in this turbulent environment. Bulbear can also relieve restlessness that may arise when one misses an opportunity to make a trade. Bulbear is made with all-natural ingredients, with no mind-altering substance or narcotics added. The ingredients will be released over a long period so that you will remain calm and collected as the stocks you own ride the metaphorical roller-coaster. To provide immediate relief to those who need it, Bulbear is also available as a nasal spray.

By following different stocks, the fingers may become stiff on account of the constant typing and clicking. This stiffness can hinder your ability to track movements in the market, but you don't need to worry about stiff fingers after taking our new product — Scrollon. Scrollon is a special bandage. By applying Scrollon to your fingers, its medical ingredients will be quickly absorbed to relax your muscles and keep finger joints from tightening so that you will not miss any trading opportunity. A spray-on version of Scrollon will soon be available to satisfy those who dislike having bandages wrapped around one's fingers.

Staring at variations in the stock market on a computer screen will surely develop an urge to rub your eyes, as they become red, dry, and irritating. Thanks to S.C. Reamer Medical Laboratory, there is relief in sight — the eye wash Redd Chip. Redd Chip relieve all symptoms associated with following stock prices on computer screens and keep your eyes rolling and lubricated throughout the trading day so that you can keep track of movements in the market.

All the above products have been proven to be safe and there is little side effect. If your body gives you signs that make you uncomfortable, don't let it stop you from what you are doing. S.C. Reamer Medical Laboratory will continue to develop new medications to keep people going at full speed in this fast-paced world.

(Warning: These medications only provide relieve to symptoms relating to participating in the stock market. S.C. Reamer Medical Laboratory does not provide any cure to the addiction to playing the stock market at this moment. S.C. Reamer Medical Laboratory also stresses that the timing of this announcement has no relationship to the upcoming Initial Public Offering of the company.)