Welcome aboard to flight 100 of ABC Air. Before we take off, we will spend a few minutes describing the safety features of this flight and the services we will provide. Please pay close attention.
You will find a seat belt on your seat. While you are sitting, please wear the seat belt at all times. To fasten the seat belt, slide the buckle into the slot. To unfasten it, just lift the tab. The seat belts can be yours for $4.
Cell phone use is prohibited in this flight. However, you can take home a cell phone pocket with the airline logo for $5.
As this is a non-smoking flight, smoking is not allowed anywhere in this plane throughout the trip. All toiletries in the toilets are available for purchase, please ask the flight attendants for details.
In the event of a change in cabin air pressure, oxygen masks will drop down. Put on the mask and breath normally. Pull on a mask before helping others. These masks can be yours for just $5, but oxygen tanks is not provided, as doing so violates laws regarding dangerous goods.
If the PA announces "Brace! Brace!", lean forward and cover your forehead with your arms. You can place a shock-abosorbing cushion in front of you for just $2.50.
To put on a life jacket, simply put it on the way you put on a vest. Then you pull the red pin to inflate the life jacket. You can also inflate it by blowing into the airholes. There is also a whistle and a light on your life jacket. You can bring one home for just $12. The life jackets come in three colours: red, orange, and yellow.
In the event of an emergency landing, passagers will be asked to leave the plane in an orderly manner. It is recommended that you leave behind all unnecessary belongings. For a reasonable fee, we will deliver all items that can be salvaged back to you.
Insturctions on how to wear the life jacket, seat belt, and what to do during an emergency can be found in the safety manual, which you can take home for a mere $2.
To satisfy your hunger and thirst, snacks and soft drinks are available for $1.50 and up, while alcoholic beverages costs $6. If you wish to enjoy an in-flight meal, they are available for $15. For those of you who need a glass of water, one can be obtained for 50 cents.
For your in-flight entertainment, we have prepared a selection of movies and TV shows. For as little as $3, you get to watch an episode of the newest programs, while $15 gives you an opportunity to view the latest blockbusters and timeless classics, subject to availability Headsets can be purchased for $5.
If you wish to purchase the transcirpt of this announcement, it is available for $3. The safety demonstration video can also be purchased. The price is $8 for a VHS tape and $15 for a DVD.
Thank you for choosing this airline. We hope you enjoy the flight. The above prices are all in US dollars. We also accept all major currencies and credit cards, which we will charge a nominal processing fee.