A Confused Thinker

Why do the waiter/waitress always ask "how is everything?" when you have food in your mouth?
Why do people have to pay for a $3 meal with a debit card?
What happens if I'm not lovin' it at McDonalds?
Why aren't deductibles deductible?
Why is blue cheese not blue?
If my call is so important, then why do the companies keep me waiting all day long?
If someone says "time will tell", how do we know when time gives out its answer?
Why doesn't anyone try to give an athlete medicine when that athlete is hot or cold?
What kind of costune would Jack Oliver Lantern wear on Halloween?
Why is a town square usually not a square?
What do we call the section of an Underground system that is above ground?
Has anyone noticed that statistic rhymes with sadistic?
How to say no to a Yes Man?
If a product says "Improved Formula" on its package, does that mean the old formula was ineffective?
Can anyone actually give more than 100% of what one has?
How much of the chicken served at KFC actually came from Kentucky?
Where do the banks hide their profits?
When has poker became a spectator sport?
Why are the "prince" cards in the playing cards called Jacks?
How come trains and planes never depart early?
Where is the key to unlock a computer keyboard that is locked up?
If a computer screen freezes up, can we put it in the sink and let it thaw?
What do you call a fly that can't fly?
Are there any turkeys in Turkey?
Why do the reality TV shows don't reflect anything from reality?
How many people living in Chad are called Chad?
Would someone become a master of a subject the instant one gets the Master's degree?
How can people feel blue, but not any other colour?
If silence is golden, then what would the colour of speech be?
Does any accountants actually count beans while they are at work?