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What Should We do to a Troubled Column

With apologies to "What Should We do with a Drunken Sailor"

What should we do to a troubled column?
What should we do to a troubled column?
What should we do to a troubled column?
When it's being sued?

What should we do to a troubled column?
What should we do to a troubled column?
What should we do to a troubled column?
It has a legal problem.

What should we do to a troubled column?
What should we do to a troubled column?
What should we do to a troubled column?
We can't let it die.

Jason "the Screamer" Lau